Town Priest: The witches that control the woods are evil.
Girl: What do they do?
Priest: They aren't heteronormative or patriarchal, do lots of drugs and have sex with each other.
Girl: Omg, what specific parts of the woods are they in, so I can avoid them extra hard?
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